FINALLY, A PLACE WHERE WE CAN ADMIT OUR KIDS TURNED OUT WEIRD
PARENTING WAS SUPPOSED
TO GET EASIER.
HA!
Welcome to Mamahashadit
It started in a Target parking lot. I was sitting in my car, having just been lectured by my 32-year-old son about how my coffee order was "basic" and how I needed to "get with the times." This from a man who once ate dog food on a dare and still can't separate whites from colors in the laundry.
That's when I realized: I'm not alone. There's an entire generation of us who raised these bewildering creatures only to be treated like we're the weird ones. MAMAHASHADIT was born that day—a sanctuary for the parents who survived the '80s, mastered the art of recording TV shows on VHS, and somehow raised children who think we need a tutorial on how to use a toaster.
Are you as tired as I am of the sass, the backtalk, the complaints, and the nasty little shits our kids have become?
It's time to take action. Someone decided their feelings were oh so important, and now they've become little obnoxious brats. It's likely the same person who thought giving out participation trophies was a good idea.
Because We Said So – And We Still Mean It
We’re the parents who said, "Because I said so," and meant it. Mamahashadit is more than just funny merch – it’s a tribute to the generation who survived playgrounds with no safety nets, music videos on TV, and dinner without emojis. We spent decades mastering the art of parenting without Google, only to be told by our grown kids that we’re "cringe." Yeah, okay.
Here, we wear our frustrations on our sleeves — literally. From sarcastic shirts to mugs that tell it like it is, every item is designed for those of us who know what "rewind" actually means. Join us in the delightful absurdity of modern parenthood.
IT'S TIME TO TAKE BACK OUR POWER
They told us we were the problem. That we didn’t “understand” modern life. That we were outdated. Well, guess what? We raised them. We survived dial-up, leaded gasoline, and actual playgrounds made of metal. And now? We’re reclaiming our place at the top of the food chain.
Who's with me?
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"BEEN THERE, SURVIVED THAT"
Let's share the experiences that made us the resilient, eye-rolling marvels we are today:
"Remember staying out until the streetlights came on? Our parents didn't text us every 15 minutes to check if we were alive."
"We drank from garden hoses and lived to tell about it. No water purification systems, no BPA-free warnings, just plain old rubber hose water with a hint of metal and character building."
"We had one phone for the whole family. Attached to the wall. In the kitchen. Where everyone could hear every word of your conversation with your crush. Privacy? Never heard of her."
"We played outside unsupervised all day long without GPS trackers, cell phones, or hourly check-ins. Mom's only rule was 'be home for dinner,' and somehow, we all made it."
"We didn't have helicopter parents. We had parents who said 'go play in traffic' AND WE KNEW IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH."
"We made it through childhood without hand sanitizer. Our immune systems are basically superhuman at this point."
"We actually know how to read analog clocks, write in cursive, and do math without a calculator. It's like being trilingual but less impressive to our children."
"We learned to drive on manual transmission cars while our parents shouted instructions and white-knuckled the dashboard. No YouTube tutorials, just pure terror and eventually success."
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Tell us about the time your offspring explained how to use a can opener to you—the person who cooked their meals for 18+ years. Share your most painful moments of being lectured, corrected, or "educated" by the generation YOU taught to use toilet paper.
The best stories make it to our Hall of Fame. The most outrageous win a free "I Survived My Child's Expertise" mug.
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